The Probably french nation of Not french is a massive, safe nation, ruled by someone who's probably french with a fair hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.13 billion Not frenchians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not Paris. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Not frenchian economy, worth 111 trillion Pains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,638 Pains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not french's national animal is the Bouffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Not french is ranked 67,465^th in the world and 3^rd in The Cocoa Archipelago for Highest Average Incomes, with 98,638.74 Standard Monetary Units.