The Democratic States of Not fair is a mammoth, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and digital currency. The hard-working population of 5.264 billion Not fairians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The strong Not fairian economy, worth 249 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,346 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Army rations are served on silver platters, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not fair's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Not fair is ranked 237,624^th in the world and 2^nd in Echo Chamber III for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 113.12 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.