The Administrative Review of Not ARB is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Bax Marry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.856 billion BoardMembers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Folderol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Not ARBian economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion Markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,123 Markkaa, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,815 per year while the poor average 16,496, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.

The nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, and people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive. Not ARB's national animal is the SARS CoV-2 Virus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Not ARB is ranked 320,919^th in the world and 6^th in Oahu for Least Corrupt Governments, with 38.15 percentage of bribes refused.