Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 322ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,486thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,646th
The Administrative Review of
Father Knows Best State
Muqi Fachang (牧谿法常)
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Not ARB

Population13.721 billion

CapitalFolderol
LeaderBax Marry
FaithThe Order of Violet

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalSARS CoV-2 Virus

The Administrative Review of Not ARB is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Bax Marry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.721 billion BoardMembers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Folderol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Not ARBian economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion Markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 104,292 Markkaa, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,925 per year while the poor average 16,719, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

The dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, pregnancy tests are under fire from the government for being marketed only to women, and the mouth-frothing BoardMember can be confused for a rabid SARS CoV-2 Virus. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem. Not ARB's national animal is the SARS CoV-2 Virus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Not ARB is ranked 144,702nd in the world and 1st in Oahu for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,550.98 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 322ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,486thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,646thMost Avoided: 4,075thMost Primitive: 4,346thHighest Crime Rates: 5,209thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,350thLargest Black Market: 9,511thMost Secular: 10,001stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,005thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,344thHighest Economic Output: 25,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,005thLargest Retail Industry: 29,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31,718th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Not ARB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Not ARB's influence in Oahu fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Not ARB's influence in Oahu rose from "Newcomer" to "Apprentice".
  • : Not ARB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Not ARB relocated from Balder to Oahu.
  • : Not ARB was refounded in Balder.
  • : Not ARB ceased to exist in Oahu.
  • : Not ARB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Not ARB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Not ARB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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