The Kingdom of Norvei is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 56 million Norveians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Norveian economy, worth 1.26 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 22,499 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvei's national animal is the Moose.
Norvei is ranked 45,861st in the world and 3rd in Norgesveldet for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Norvei, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in
Norvei, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in
Norvei, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in
Norvei, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in
Norvei, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
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Norvei's influence in Norgesveldet fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
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Norvei, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in
Norvei, time flies when you're not having fun.
- : Following new legislation in
Norvei, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in
Norvei, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

