The Queer and Wonderous Empire of Northe Pangaea is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by His Most Esteemed Sovereign with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.226 billion Pangaeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avallonia. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northe Pangaean economy, worth 969 trillion Kriegerrands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,838 Kriegerrands, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little love goes a long way claim Northe Pangaean news, the government is flooded with compensation requests, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime is totally unknown. Northe Pangaea's national animal is the Ancient Skyarcher Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Our Lady Who Returns.

Northe Pangaea is ranked 3,500^th in the world and 183^rd in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,794.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.