
| Population | 9.949 billion |
| Capital | Seahaven Island |
| Leader | Truman Burbank |
| Faith | Freedom |
| Currency | Black Clouds |
| Animal | Boogie |
The Fabricated Reality of North Truman is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Truman Burbank with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.949 billion North Trumanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seahaven Island. Income tax is unheard of.
The powerhouse North Trumanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,042 trillion Black Clouds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 205,248 Black Clouds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,241,511 per year while the poor average 15,180, a ratio of 81.8 to 1.
The tenet of free speech is held dear, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers, belief that Truman Burbank is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in North Truman. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. North Truman's national animal is the Boogie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom.
North Truman is ranked 141,586th in the world and 1st in Truman for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,249.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
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North Truman, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in North Truman.
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North Truman, belief that Truman Burbank is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high.
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North Truman, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
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North Truman, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
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North Truman, dining out often involves Boogies on the plate no matter what you order.
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North Truman, death is nobody's business.
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North Truman, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
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North Truman, the newest season of Landlord Cops was filmed in front of a live audience.
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North Truman, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay.
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North Truman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.






































