Population | 21.8 billion |
Capital | Infinity |
Leader | President Aneya Raso |
Currency | Bean |
Animal | Kirin |
The Savages of North Timeria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Aneya Raso with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.8 billion Timerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infinity. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Timerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,293 trillion Beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,830 Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, the atmosphere in North Timerian boardrooms is turning more gay, the nation's smallest Kirinball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime is totally unknown. North Timeria's national animal is the Kirin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
North Timeria is ranked 6,235th in the world and 3rd in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,083.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Timeria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : North Timeria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : North Timeria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in North Timeria, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites.
- : Following new legislation in North Timeria, the nation's smallest Kirinball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch.
- : Following new legislation in North Timeria, the atmosphere in North Timerian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : North Timeria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in North Timeria, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
- : Following new legislation in North Timeria, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
- : Following new legislation in North Timeria, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.