The Fifth Queendom of North Kosia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Emil Andersson with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 3.761 billion kosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Köstarr. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Kosian economy, worth 616 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 164,007 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, every microwave and toaster is being disassembled and probed by inspectors, and foreign musicians that Prime Minister Emil Andersson dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kosia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

North Kosia is ranked 11,112^th in the world and 8^th in United Democratic Nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,081.85 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.