The Confederacy of North Kapul is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 301 million North Kapulians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, International Aid, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish North Kapulian economy, worth 7.88 trillion Kapits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 26,192 Kapits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of Brasilistani pirates are sent forcibly to Davy Jones' locker, the national symbol of North Kapul is now always featured on a skewer, kindhearted North Kapulians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the North Kapul City Gay Zebras against long odds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kapul's national animal is the Gay Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Kapul is ranked 201,556^th in the world and 6^th in Kapul for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.27 percentage of bribes refused.