The Velvet Remedy Junta of North German Confederation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Velvet Remedy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.745 billion Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 4,336 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 136,600 Deutsche Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', glamping Germans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North German Confederation's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

North German Confederation is ranked 20,168^th in the world and 1^st in Kattar for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 32,662.61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.