The Commonwealth of North Fraser is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Tor Skandheim with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 24.853 billion North Fraserites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bella Coola. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The very strong North Fraserese economy, worth a remarkable 1,598 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,308 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Fraser's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

North Fraser is ranked 277,851^st in the world and 1,150^th in Artificial Solar System for Nicest Citizens, with 4.49 average smiles per day.