The Dîgital Reformed Strâte of North Franchia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 764 million Franchians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Têi Digital Hiøtal. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The powerhouse North Franchian economy, worth 58.9 trillion Franchian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 77,062 Franchian Crowns, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Franchia's national animal is the Franchian Sliverwolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

North Franchia is ranked 169,414^th in the world and 212^th in Christians for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 530.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.