The People's Republic of North Dyninia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Directory with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.31 billion North Dyninians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Better Dynin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The frighteningly efficient North Dyninian economy, worth 471 trillion bitcredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 142,273 bitcredits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 688,053 per year while the poor average 17,066, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, the internal market is thriving, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dyninia's national animal is the muskrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Dyninia is ranked 5,884^th in the world and 2^nd in Estanova for Rudest Citizens, with 156.08 insults per minute.