The Golden Hoard of North Dragon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Story-time Dragon with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.963 billion North Dragonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dratopia. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The very strong North Dragonian economy, worth 125 trillion Scales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,182 Scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Story-time Dragon claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and a major religion has been named as North Dragon's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dragon's national animal is the Northern Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

North Dragon is ranked 5,497^th in the world and 2^nd in Ukraine for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,468.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.