The Empire of Normianm Empire is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Norm III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.808 billion Normianms have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of Norman. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Normianm Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,256 trillion Reiches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,132 Reiches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and Normianms suffer not the eggplant emoji to live. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Normianm Empire's national animal is the Normianm bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Normianm Empire is ranked 9,389^th in the world and 3^rd in Lands End for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,728.26 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.