The Ridiculous Godmodding of Norftek is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 2.286 billion Norftekians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Norftekian economy, worth 242 trillion CESP's credibilities a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,093 CESP's credibilities, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,702 per year while the poor average 23,693, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norftek's national animal is the Whooping Spelf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Norftek is ranked 200,081^st in the world and 1^st in The Darklands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.