The Constitutional Monarchy of Norfoundland is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 318 million Norfoundlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordheim. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Norfoundlandian economy, worth 12.0 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,745 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government throws money at problems when in a jam, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and Norfoundland has designated Nordheim as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norfoundland's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norfoundland is ranked 54,431^st in the world and 23^rd in Norrsken for Most Secular, with 19.5 Atheism Rate.