The Alpha Nerd of Norbert is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.35 billion Norbertians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The strong Norbertian economy, worth 319 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,459 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Norbert's national animal is the dove.

Norbert is ranked 92,928^th in the world and 1^st in SuperNerds for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.23 kickbacks per hour.