The Holy Empire of Noot Noot is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 4.84 billion Noot Nootians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Noot Nootian economy, worth 189 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,951 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Noot Noot's national animal is the Kitsune.

Noot Noot is ranked 182,530^th in the world and 9^th in Chemos for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.7 percentage of bribes refused.