The Nomadic Peoples of Noopy-Doopy is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.248 billion Noopy-Doopyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noopy-Doopyian economy, worth 642 trillion Cashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,128 Cashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, they who do not work shall not eat, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noopy-Doopy's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noopy-Doopy is ranked 19,763^rd in the world and 48^th in The Rubber Room for Highest Poor Incomes, with 92,899.31 Standard Monetary Units.