The Dominion of Noooooooooooooooooo is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 227 million Nooooooooooooooooooans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.

The Nooooooooooooooooooan economy, worth 8.20 trillion Currencies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,102 Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noooooooooooooooooo's national animal is the juh.

Noooooooooooooooooo is ranked 197,508^th in the world and 7^th in Catopia for Smartest Citizens, with 24.73 quips per hour.