The Second Empire of Noob Topia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Tyrant with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.338 billion Noobanese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Noobania Mega City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Noob Topian economy, worth a remarkable 1,763 trillion Noob Topian Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,626 Noob Topian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International trade is a sticky issue, kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1', cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob Topia's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Noobism.

Noob Topia is ranked 289,396^th in the world and 2^nd in Second Empire of Noob Topia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.