The Kingdom of Noob Saibot is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dragon population. The democratic population of 29 million Noob Saibotians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The developing Noob Saibotian economy, worth 798 billion gold koins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,535 gold koins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob Saibot's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Noob Saibot is ranked 192,417^th in the world and 2,386^th in Ambition for Most Primitive, scoring -77.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.