The Republic of Noob8 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 3.032 billion Noob8ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.4%.
The thriving Noob8ian economy, worth 247 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,602 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob8's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Noob8 is ranked 86,437th in the world and 8th in Noob for Highest Average Incomes, with 81,602.01 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noob8 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Noob8, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.