The Republic of Noob3 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.112 billion Noob3ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob3ian economy, worth 204 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,846 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, euthanasia is illegal, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob3's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob3 is ranked 287,044^th in the world and 29^th in Noob for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,803.56 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.