The Republic of Noob28 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.072 billion Noob28ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob28ian economy, worth 271 trillion Noobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,503 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob28's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob28 is ranked 78,639^th in the world and 4^th in Noob for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,503.01 Standard Monetary Units.