The Republic of Noob27 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 3.047 billion Noob27ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob27ian economy, worth 260 trillion Noobs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 85,373 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob27's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob27 is ranked 82,100^th in the world and 5^th in Noob for Highest Average Incomes, with 85,373.43 Standard Monetary Units.