The Republic of Noob25 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 2.975 billion Noob25ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Noob25ian economy, worth 200 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,507 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob25's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob25 is ranked 36,735^th in the world and 11^th in Noob for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,387.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.