The Republic of Noob22 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 3.049 billion Noob22ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Noob22ian economy, worth 270 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,743 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vaccinations are mandatory, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob22's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Noob22 is ranked 78,366th in the world and 3rd in Noob for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,743.6 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noob22 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, the official Noob22ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Noob22 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Noob22, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.