The Republic of Noob20 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 3.047 billion Noob20ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Noob20ian economy, worth 229 trillion Noobs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,421 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, Noob20 successfully hosted the Noob Olympics, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob20's national animal is the Noob, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Noob20 is ranked 43,025^th in the world and 4^th in Noob for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,889.87 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.