The Republic of Noob2 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 3.244 billion Noob2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob2ian economy, worth 263 trillion Noobs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,255 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Noob2, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob2's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob2 is ranked 86,802^nd in the world and 9^th in Noob for Highest Average Incomes, with 81,255.3 Standard Monetary Units.