The Republic of Noob17 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.082 billion Noob17ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noob17ian economy, worth 248 trillion Noobs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,310 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob17's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob17 is ranked 188,482^nd in the world and 8^th in Noob for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.