The Republic of Noob15 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.97 billion Noob15ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob15ian economy, worth 199 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,152 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, it's never "just a game" with Noob15ian sports fans, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob15's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob15 is ranked 34,667^th in the world and 1^st in Noob for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,459.17 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.