The Republic of Noob14 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.016 billion Noob14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.1%.
The very strong Noob14ian economy, worth 205 trillion Noobs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,029 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob14's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Noob14 is ranked 76,880th in the world and 5th in Noob for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,988.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Noob14, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in Noob14, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Noob14, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Noob14 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Noob14, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in Noob14, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Noob14's influence in Noob rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Noob14 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Noob14, report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column.
- : Noob14 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".