The Republic of Noob13 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.074 billion Noob13ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.
The very strong Noob13ian economy, worth 222 trillion Noobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 72,089 Noobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,436 per year while the poor average 13,668, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.
A serf by any other name works just as hard, euthanasia is legal, windows in Noob13 City don't have much of a view, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob13's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Noob13 is ranked 93,145th in the world and 29th in Noob for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,978.42 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, windows in Noob13 City don't have much of a view.
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, euthanasia is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, a serf by any other name works just as hard.
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder.
- : Noob13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Noob13, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.