The Republic of Noob12 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.987 billion Noob12ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob12ian economy, worth 273 trillion Noobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 91,367 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, political activists are routinely executed, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob12's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob12 is ranked 277,044^th in the world and 29^th in Noob for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -11 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.