The Republic of Noob11 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.079 billion Noob11ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob11ian economy, worth 253 trillion Noobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,110 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Noob11ian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob11's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob11 is ranked 207,484^th in the world and 15^th in Noob for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.52 percentage of bribes refused.