Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,185thMost Pacifist: 19,384thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,651st
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Noob!
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noob10

Population3.046 billion

CurrencyNoob
AnimalNoob

The Republic of Noob10 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 3.046 billion Noob10ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The powerhouse Noob10ian economy, worth 288 trillion Noobs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,413 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's space program is doxxing the planet, children are raised bilingual from an early age, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob10's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob10 is ranked 48,982nd in the world and 8th in Noob for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,203.86 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,185thMost Pacifist: 19,384thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,651stLargest Welfare Programs: 26,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 29,699thNicest Citizens: 31,072nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, the Noob10ian government is the world's largest NGO.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, even God cannot save you in Noob10.
  • : Noob10 was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Noob10, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education.

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