The Noob of Noob- is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Minecraft Noob with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 10.128 billion Noobs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dont Bully Noobs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.1%.

The very strong Noos economy, worth 647 trillion Noobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,929 Noobs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob-'s national animal is the Noob, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Noob vs Pro vs Hacker vs God Challenge.

Noob- is ranked 324,521^st in the world and 31^st in Noob for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.