The Republic of Nonioxin is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 877 million Nonioxinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The very strong Nonioxinian economy, worth 55.0 trillion Nonioxcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,693 Nonioxcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Nonioxinians like vultures, Nonioxin has designated Nonioxin City as its capital city, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nonioxin's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nonioxin is ranked 178,082^nd in the world and 6^th in THE REGION OF THE LOST BACTERIA for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 54.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.