The Oppressed Peoples of Noner is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Ministry Hearvon Vayzter with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.971 billion Nonerians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nem. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nonerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion bliths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,162 bliths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noner's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noner is ranked 33,093^rd in the world and 4^th in Nova Historiae for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,077.34 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.