The Oppressed Peoples of Noner is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Ministry Hearvon Vayzter with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.411 billion Nonerians are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nem. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nonerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,722 trillion bliths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 80,469 bliths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noner's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noner is ranked 309,847^th in the world and 7^th in Nova Historiae for Nicest Citizens, with 0.7 average smiles per day.