The Confidentiality of None of The Governments Business is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by █████ with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.722 billion Dumbasses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumbass Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dumbass economy, worth 321 trillion HUNGERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,451 HUNGERS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 649,666 per year while the poor average 38,960, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, and a third of Dumbasses are e-certified CEOs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. None of The Governments Business's national animal is the SILENCE LIBERAL crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

None of The Governments Business is ranked 275,163^rd in the world and 69^th in Communist Allied Defense Organization for Safest, scoring 7.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.