The Democratic Republic of Nomoia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 20.81 billion Nomoians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Visalia. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nomoian economy, worth a remarkable 8,335 trillion Nomons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,529 Nomons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, it's always rabbit season, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. Nomoia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nomoia is ranked 489^th in the world and 1^st in Fredda Internationale Community for Highest Food Quality, scoring 441.64 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.