The Luminous Realm of Nolrem is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.224 billion Nols are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.4%.

The powerhouse Nol economy, worth 332 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,797 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and blocks empty out when a Bigtopian family moves in down the road. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nolrem's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nolrem is ranked 89,854^th in the world and 408^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Incomes, with 78,797.13 Standard Monetary Units.