The Dominion of Nollen-Sandesh is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working population of 20.637 billion Sandeshvis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gulab Jamun. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nollen-Sandeshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,572 trillion lingams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,661 lingams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and a Khuzifenq Tourist Association survey has rated Nollen-Sandesh #1 for number twos. Crime is totally unknown. Nollen-Sandesh's national animal is the babbu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nollen-Sandesh is ranked 186,688^th in the world and 16^th in Khuzifenq for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,183.77 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.