The Empire of Nolag is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.103 billion Nolagians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaco. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The Nolagian economy, worth 54.6 trillion Orichalcums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,482 Orichalcums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, Nolag's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, Leader can cry on demand, and Nolag has designated Monaco as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolag's national animal is the Stowic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nolag is ranked 70,197^th in the world and 4^th in Banfield for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,068.57 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.