The Armed Republic of Nokoroth is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.517 billion Nokorothians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Histrantia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The all-consuming Nokorothian economy, worth 698 trillion koroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,595 koroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 557,045 per year while the poor average 30,679, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, children often kick butterflyfish for amusement, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nokoroth's national animal is the butterflyfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Baricism.

Nokoroth is ranked 222,717^th in the world and 79^th in Thegye for Safest, scoring 28.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.