The Corporate Republic Oligopoly of Noill is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by William Howard Stewardson II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.893 billion Noillians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrus City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Noillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion BTCS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 140,301 BTCS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 705,724 per year while the poor average 15,589, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Religious education is a new government priority, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Noill's national animal is the sucap, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Makoism.

Noill is ranked 38,501^st in the world and 1^st in Epizephyrian locris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,254.95 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.