The Yellow Green Node of Node Yellow Green is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.688 billion Node Yellow Greenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Yellow Greenian economy, worth 570 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,649 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, not all rivers run to the sea, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, and enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Yellow Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Yellow Green is ranked 310,385^th in the world and 95^th in The Node for Rudest Citizens, with 8.67 insults per minute.