The Web Purple Node of Node Web Purple is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.639 billion Node Web Purpleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Node Web Purplean economy, worth 525 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,354 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, and the terminally ill are applying for visas from their bed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Web Purple's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Web Purple is ranked 246,328^th in the world and 121^st in The Node for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.